I got stealth-tagged by

So, I figured I'd answer these, but not in a way that she expects. My responses will all be in song lyrics. *snickers*
ARE YOU?
1. Perfect?
Be a good boy. Try a little harder. You've got to measure up. Make me prouder.
2. Tall?
I feel like I'm walking 'round ten feet tall.
3. In your pajamas?
In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade.
4. Left handed?
Now I gotta tell the Truth, with my right hand up ('cause I don't wanna lose you).
LAST:
1. Friend you saw:
Hey Tony, whats so good about dying? He said I think I might do a little dying today.
2. Talked on the phone:
Hey Tony, whats so good about dying? He said I think I might do a little dying today.
3. Person to text you (I consider IM's and PM's text, thank you):
And oh, Super Me, you're all that I long to be.
4. Was today better than yesterday?
Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. Oh I believe in yesterday.
FAVORITES:
1. number:
Three is a magic number. Yes it is, it's a magic number.
2. Color(s):
Blue, oh so lonesome for you. Why can't you be blue over me?
3. Fruit:
And you can tell everybody this is your song. It may be quite simple but now that it's done, I hope you don't mind, I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, How wonderful life is while you're in the world. (What? I like Elton John)
4. Place:
Come alive when I'm with you, I'll do anything you want me to do, in your room.
QUESTIONS & ANSWERS:
Q: What was the first thing you did this morning when you got up?
A: I woke up this morning, I had a scone and a large house blend. And then a little conversation with my squirrel and chipmunk friends.
Q: Do you have anything bothering you?
A: War. Huh, yeah. What is it good for? Absolutly nothing.
Q: What was the last movie you saw?
A: This is spaceships, its monsters, its Star Wars; we love it!
Q: Where is the last place you went?
A: All my exes live in Texas. And Texas is the place I truly long to be.
Q: Do you smile a lot?
A: Smiler's never lose, and frowners never win.
Q: Do you wish upon the stars?
A: I wish I was a little bit taller, wish I was a baller, wish I had a girl who looked good and I would call her.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?
Q: Where did you sleep last night?
A: In the still of the night, I held you, held you tight.
Q: When was the last time you cried?
A: And that tear in my eye was the salt and the lime, not the memory of you walkin'.
Q: What was the last thing you thought before you went to sleep last night?
A: What time is it? 4:30. It's not late, naw, naw, it's a-early, early.
Q: Rate life as of right now one being bad, ten being great?:
A: He was a sk8er boi, she said see you later boy, he wasn't good enough for her.
Q: What do you want to hear right now?:
A: I love you, always forever, near and far, we'll be together.
Q: Does anything hurt right now?
A: Hey, sweet baby, oh don't you know that I am yours from head to toe.
Q: What's your favorite month?
A: You've got to understand, I can't work a 9 to 5, so I'll be gone 'til November.
Q: What did you do last night?
A: The internet is very very great. For porn.
EIGHT EMOTIONS:
1. Are you missing someone right now?:
I ain't missing you at all, since you been gone, away. I ain't missing you, no matter what I might say.
2. Are you happy?
I don't wanna waste my time on simple little things. I'd rather stay all the night with happy boys who sing.
3. Are you sad?
They reach into your room, oooooh, feel their gentle touch. When all hope is gone, sad songs say so much.
4. Are you bored?
This is the song that has no end, it just goes on and on my friend...
5. Are you nervous?
I think I'm paranoid, and complicated. I think I'm paranoid; manipulated.
6. Are you tired?
Who needs sleep? You're never gonna get it. Who needs sleep? Tell me what's that for?
ABOUT YOU:
001. Real name?
Oh, Ricky, you're so fine; you play your bongos all the time, hey Ricky, hey Ricky.
002. Nicknames?
Y'all niggas gonna make me, unleash the Dragon. I know you don't really wanna unleash the Dragon.
003. Eye Color?
The green eyes, you're the one that I wanted to find. And anyone who tried to deny you, must be out of their mind.
004. Zodiac Sign?
All your friends are lauging behind your back. Kill them.
005. Male or female?
What makes a man, is the woman in his hands, just 'cause she has big titties? Or is it the way he fights every day? No, it's probably the titties.
006. slut?
I'll never love another even if I can. Well come to me baby I'm a one woman man.
007. Smart?
If you're trying to turn me into something else, I've seen it enough that I'm over that, and I'm nobody's fool.
008. Hair color?
I dream of Jeannie with the light brown hair. Floating like a vapor on the soft, summer air.
009. Long or short?
Who wear's short shorts? We wear short shorts.
010. Sweats or jeans?
When I wake up in the mornin' light, I pull on my jeans and I feel all right.
011. Phone or Camera?
867-5309
012. Drink or smoke?
Alcohol, altertnative to feeling like yourself. Oh alcohol, I still drink to your health.
013. Tattoos?
No, you're never gonna get it. Never ever gonna get it.
014. Right or Lefty?
Now I gotta tell the Truth, with my right hand up ('cause I don't wanna lose you).
FIRSTS:
015. First Best Friend:
Read a book, read a book, read a motherfuckin' book.
016. First crush:
Lovely Elizabeth, you have surpassed them all. My friend Elizabeth, learned to outlast them all.
017. First pet:
Harvey, Harvey, Harvey the Wonder Hamster! He doesn't bite, and he doesn't squeal, he just runs around on his hamster wheel!
018. First big Vacation:
All my exes live in Texas, and Texas is the place I truly long to be.
CURRENTLY:
019. Eating?
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna
They just wanna have lunch!
020. Drinking?
Yo body needs water, so drink dat shit.
021. I'm about to:
Here I go again on my own, walking down the only road I've ever known.
022. Listening to:
One boy, one girl. Two hearts beating wildly. To put it mildly it was love at first sight. He smiled, she smiled, and they knew right away, this was the day the waited for all their lives. For a moment the whole world, revolved around one boy and one girl.
023. Plans for today:
Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it, no one wants to be defeated.
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
024. Taller or shorter?
You are woman, I am man. You are smaller, so I can be taller than.
025. Romantic or spontaneous?
I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.
026. Sensitive or loud?
She's a fighter when she's mad, and she's a lover when she's loving, and she's everything I ever wanted, and everything I need.
027. Hook up or relationship?
Say you, say me; say it for always, that's the way it should be.
HAVE YOU EVER:
028. Drank bubbles?
'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly. That's what we are. We're so young... young, dumb and ugly.
029. Lost glasses/contacts?
Now it's clear to me what I should have done. But hindsight is 20/20 vision.
030. Ran away from home?
And I ran, I ran so far away. Couldn't get away.
031. Broken someones heart?
What becomes of the broken hearted, Who have love that's now departed?
032. Been arrested?
Son do you know what I'm stoping you for?
'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hat's real low? Do I look like a mind reader, sir, I don't know. Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
033. Miracles?
I don't believe in promise. I don't belive in chance. I don't believe you can resist the things that make no sense.
034. Yourself?
Some guys have all the luck. Some guys have all the pain. Some guys get all the breaks. Some guys do nothing but complain.
035. Heaven?
Oooh, baby, do you know what that's worth? Oooh, heaven is a place on Earth.
036. Santa Claus?
Those were the good old days, those were the good old days. The years go by, but the memory stays. Those were the good old days.
037. Love?
My Love, are you ready for my love, my Love? My Love, my love is ready for you. If you're looking for a heart that's always true, only to you, then my love, my Love; my love is ready for you.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
038. Do you like someone?
Do you love me, do you wanna be my friend? And if you do, well then dont be afraid to take me by the hand. If you want to, I think this is how love goes; check "yes" or "no".
039. Do you believe in God?
Daddy, Daddy wasn't there. Daddy, Daddy wasn't there to take to the fair, it seems he doesn't care. Daddy wasn't there.
040. Answered all the questions truthfully?
Brace yourself, this may come as a shock to you. Girls lie too.